THE SEVEN DEADLY BETS
Monday, June 21st, 2010On a long ago November afternoon when Easy Goer didn’t catch Sunday Silence in the BC Classic I became hooked on horse racing. Following is a list of Seven Deadly bets I have made over the past years.
The Greed Bet – I bet way too much to win on the 8/5 “can’t lose” favorite. They do give money away at the track, don’t they?
The Gluttony Bet – These type of bets will often come from a feeling of desperation and a need to pick a winner: that is to say boxing 7 horses in the Kentucky Derby field of 20.
The Sloth Bet – Those guys in the Daily Racing Form can’t be wrong!
The Envy Bet – This wager usually comes from my resentment toward a friend or family member whose betting advice I did not take in a previous race. “I told you I liked the #4!” My envy wager is typically a long shot in an attempt to inflate my handicapping self-esteem that much more when my horse comes in.
The Pride Bet – Similar to the Greed Bet, this wager involves copious notes and numbers with the certain belief that my pick cannot lose and my handicapping skills are superior to those guys in the Daily Racing Form .
The Anger Bet – Usually directed at myself, the angry bet comes not from picking the wrong horse, but from coming up with a winner yet not having made the right bet, i.e. “I didn’t have it over the 7!” or “Why didn’t I just bet it to win!”
The Lust Bet – This is probably the most understandable of the deadly bets. I have fallen in lust with many beautiful fast race horses.
In terms of horse racing, I probably won’t be covering the seven virtues: Kindness, Patience, Humility, etc. I do have several superstitious betting angles yet to come.





